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Jeremy - a.k.a Jerjare
- Location: San Jose
- Country: US
- Age: 28
- Gender: male
- Relationship Status: Complicated
- Hair: Brown
- Eyes: Brown
- Joined: 11/18
- My Worst Date Experience: I met 'Emily' on OkCupid. She was a thick looking girl, and every tall (6'!). When I talked to her on the phone she seemed like a genuinely interesting person, and over the next two weeks we talked about ourselves. Initially I was really excited to meet her, because she came off as smart and 'worldly' to me. Anyway, I go to pick her up at her apartment, and she's not quite as shapely as she seemed in her pictures. No big deal, I think, since I was mainly interested in her personality. We go out for lunch at a nice little restaurant by my house, then hang out at a park. We make out for a bit. She invites me over to her apartment. I excitedly accept. Over the course of the day, the conversation started getting strange. She mentioned she was into 'Cuddle Parties' and was even a 'Cuddle Party Coordinator'. I knew what Cuddle Parties were from reading an article on the internet and the fact that she was a Cuddle Party coordinator was unnerving to me. But, stupidly, I put it in the back of my mind and kept going. We went back to her place, and made out for FOUR HOURS. I really wanted things to progress further but didn't want to come off as too pushy about it; finally she got the hint on where I was going with all of this and she goes on a long, confusing speech about how we can't have sex, blah blah blah. I'm a little disappointed, but I guess I am fine with it. We make out some more, and at one point she starts, ah, humping my leg, and after about five minutes of frenetic rubbing up on my leg she apparently has an orgasm O_o then follows that up with another confusing speech about how she's not going to 'return the favor' but tries to make it up to me by cooking me dinner.
To her credit, she was a very good cook, and later that evening she let me crash on her couch in the living room because it was late and I was too tired to drive home. The next morning, however, she briskly shooed me out, because apparently she was expecting some other guy she met online to come over.
- About Me: Who am I? Well, in a nutshell I am a guy in his late twenties finally coming into his own. Much of my late teens/early twenties was like a montage of bad dates/bad jobs and I am finally settling into a 'normal' routine. Recently I've gotten into a rather promising career, and my life has slowly taken off...maybe not at space shuttle liftoff speed, but definitely faster than a helium balloon...well let's say its taking off at helicopter speed.
- Favorite Things: Campy films, cool sunny days, picnics, the ocean, [insert generic dating interest here] blah blah blah
- Profession: Currently I am a bus driver. It is a surprisingly under-rated job, especially here where I live. I would estimate about a third of the bus drivers out here are laid-off high tech workers who are happier with what they are doing now.
- Interests: Watching movies is one of my favorite activities, but its not like I sit around all day watching movies. I also enjoy bicycling and playing the piano.
